Abe: dad! Get a picture of me and Jesse
Me: oh, look, the flash made your eyes look weird. I’ll take…
Abe: No no no! I want to see it!
(Checks it out)
Abe: Awesome! I love it! I’m a zombie with me zombie dog!
Me: how do you know what a zombie is?
Abe: (classic zombie voice) I’m going to eat your brains…..