Me: No, they’re on tomorrow, after you go to bed.
Max: Well, can we watch the Eagles?
Me: No, they’re on late, too. But it would be fun to cheer against the Eagles, huh?
Max: I decided I only hate the Redskins and the Cowboys. I sort of like the Eagles.
Me: What?!? We hate the Eagles!
Max: No, because Grandpa Mark’s brothers are from Philadelphia, so we have to like them a little.
Me: No way, man, we hate the Eagles.
Max: Nope, not me. I guess you just have more hate than me, Dad.